Advantages of NOT wearing specs!!

Specs : Ay u walnut luk here...

Me : whaaaat?

Specs: you sux

Me: I know and by the way, I am not going to wear you,hahahahahahahaha( laughs hysterically)

Specs: I HATE YOU.

From the above conversation, you can understand that, I hate to wear glasses. Really! Like why do I have to roam around with a tool kit hanging around my eyes. Any glittery shade , any bright colours won't change my mind.I will keep hating on them at all times .I know , people totally need their glasses to see the world and stuff, and don't want to go blind like me. But let me tell you something, going from 1080p vision to 144p vision is not that bad afterall .I don't mean my vision is 144p ( it's probably less than that ,I don't know) But still believe me, having a vision of 144p can be functional. You are just walking down the street and you notice a clingy person, you don't want to talk to, you can just ignore him or her and later have a great excuse of not wearing glasses .

My house is surrounded with a ton of trees which means free meal for insects! And they just bump into my bedroom and eat sufficient light during dinner ,and can't go out .You know they do that right?...... Anyways due to extreme depression they apparently die near the window sill. So as they grieve their death upside down you have to look at gross legs, which is incredibly disgusting ( Sorry for mentioning ,you may eat in peace)But I have an absolute advantage here as my vision is completely blurred out .Any cockroach laying on the staircase, parking lot, a bird bone resting on the terrace is out-and-out indistinct. Yep marvelous points, hahahahaha I am talking hopeless but it's better than you visioners.

Also most of the time you can easily get away with most of the things which you don't want to do. Like for example, when my mum asks me to read some boring artile I can effortlessly escape as I have a valid reason . Sometimes I also pretend to be deaf .You know you should always be optimistic or maybe I am just blurting out nonsense. Additionally once during school trip I accidentally stepped on a large dark green frog (And I am sorry for that) . Entire class was screeching but thankfully I was not able to see the dead body which I had just murdered. Everyone was distant from me that day but my 144p did lend me a helping hand.

Perhaps not wearing glasses can aid you in difficult situations depending upon how appalling the sight is. But seriously when you look at the sky without glasses the sight is truly beautiful. I know I am obviously missing intricate wonders of nature. Aside from that when you look at that beautiful blue canvas with a low vision you can see polka dots painted over the welkin .

Did I mention that I named my glasses Simon ? I named him today and he hates me .

Second of all, Don't recommend me lenses , because who would like to wear glass inside your eyes , what if it gets shattered?

Oh Simon's here .