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Phases Of Doing Dishes

Well you know doing dishes in this quarantine is getting on everyone's nerves. Honestly no one wants to wash these dishes because ( I am going little bit gross here but still, keep reading) the food we eat is usually stuck on these plates and of course they are pretty disgusting to wash, ESPECIALLY when you are using your BARE hands . You cook nice ,the food tastes good , everyone appreciates ..but is that it ? Not! The dishes are lined up in your sink which you have to wash no matter what strikes you . Doing dishes is a very annoying thing ..I mean anything can be annoying if you make it , but doing dishes is universally annoying . Let's look at this particular scenario , if 'Doing dishes' were a person it would get nominated for the most :colossally noteworthy dynamic single of chagrin . I just put some weight into it to make it fancy . So this particular day, night , afternoon , evening comes is everyone 's lives . In my household we do dishes after we eat our dinner . So you can imagine how much pile is lined up in our innocent sink which just wants to breathe for a little while or just go on a vacation with his family and friends . Yesterday (not exactly yesterday but somewhere near it) when I was doing dishes our sink started to growl ..it felt like it was fed up with the dirt and was going to appreciate its last moments with me ..but don't worry I ran away .So let's begin with the process of washing dishes in my household..so at first someone becomes victim of it . And all the utensils seems to be waiting for him /her in the kitchen to seek survival . Most of the time my mum is the victim but if she disappears somewhere to hide , I have to become one . So I just go into the Kitchen and count the filthiness on my' filthy meter' which depends upon circumstances which I have to face, involving washing the washroom . Then I have a conversation with the utensils ;I promise them that I would clean them within my limits . I look at the dirt and start to move forward by touching one of the plates .'oh no wait I forgot to take the soap ' I lean down and get one . Soon after a lot of effort and patience 3 plates, 2 bowls are cleaned . And I am tired my back is hurting and so are my eyes ,you know in what sequence . Then I take a speed round in which I clean 5-6 dishes with a very high speed.And finally 90 more are left . Now it's frustration round ! Let's start !  |1)Take a dish hold it tightly to remove your frustration|2) begin to curse| 3) begin to curse loudly ..so that everyone hears you | 4 ) start banging the utensils | 5) throw the guiltless spoons into the drying rack | 6 ) stop ! Because mum might beat you up | After taking all these rounds I just lay on the couch in a luxurious way .. suddenly I feel my job is over and my hands are free from mucky things . I turn on the fan and take a heavy breath. I look at my sister in a victorious way , until mum tells me to wash the washroom, great ! What a day !
15/5/20
7:56pm
- rama

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  1. UnknownMay 27, 2020 at 4:26 AM

    Said right thing 😁😁😁😆😆😇🥰

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  2. PrajaktaMay 27, 2020 at 9:39 AM

    Wow! I found this so hilarious and totally relatable...keep writing more!

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    1. ®@/\/\@ May 27, 2020 at 9:52 AM

      Thank you so much for your words of encouragement! That means a lot to me! 😃😃

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  3. AnonymousJuly 20, 2020 at 7:03 AM

    Very true!

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  4. AnaghaJuly 20, 2020 at 8:16 AM

    Really very interesting to read

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